You drop the Baby Elysari.
Toddler Aegon glances over as Baby Elysari enters.
Toddler Zinuell watches Baby Elysari silently as she enters.
Toddler Katia watches with wide-eyed, rapt attention at Baby Elysari's arrival.
Toddler Alerik watches Baby Elysari with an interested gaze.
Toddler Damen watches Baby Elysari with an interested gaze.
Baby Elysari covers one eye, then the next!

[Support] Wylma says, "This can be solved in the traditional 5th way."
[Support] Wylma says, "Topless mud wrestling."
[Support] Kalina says, "..."
[Support] Kalina /groans/.
[Support] Kalina says, "Wylma, I refuse to topless mud wrestle. Even against Sabria."
[Support] Tyrin says, "it might be interesting.."
[Support] Wylma says, "She does have an unfair advantage, it's true."
[Support] Kalina says, "Uhm, you think?"
[Support] Griffon Momma Sabria says, "I have an unfair advantage?"
[Support] Gen'ral Lee, Alexa says, "We can always pad you up, Kalina."
[Support] Kalina says, "..."
[Support] Wylma says, "ENORMOUS BOOBS?"
[Military] Kalina says, "I refuse to put on padding to fight Sabria in the mud while topless in front of the whole Military, Wylma."
[Military] Kalina says, "... er, chanmav."

[WarChat] Kelarik has a sudden thought. If Alastor gets permed again, won't he /always/ look like he's on his last limb?

[Military] Max Damage Squad Marsalos forgets which was and wasn't. It's all mush.
[Military] Laser Handy: Adam says, "Mux."
[Military] Max Damage Squad Marsalos says, "Rimshot"

Enemy Leaflets fall. "We have dirty Firan invader on the run. Surrender now, or dye all. All your Forts are belong to us. Give us slave tribute, you live another year."
[WarChat] Karish says, "The question is, are SHamis going to issue another set of Leaflets to correct their spelling errors and claim they're executing their scribes?"
[WarChat] Donos says, "LOL"
[WarChat] Savaren says, "WOW"
[WarChat] Sharin snorts.
[WarChat] Sharin says, "Burn."
[WarChat] Donos says, "10 points to Karish"

Corpse of Talion tries to persuade Kodiachi to spend the night in prayer and reflective rest in the room of the dead. They won't bite... or make noise. And they are very /good/ listerners.

Kael praised Corpse of Katarus because 'A true Hydran, he would not bend, and was broken!'!

[WarChat] Permboy Alastor says, "Damn this is heavy. How do you people wear iron constantly???"
[WarChat] Yacen says, "Skill?"
[WarChat] Kelarik says, "Strength?"
[WarChat] Esen says, "Manliness? :p"
[WarChat] Kelarik says, "(And besides, it keeps my hide safe.)"
[WarChat] Tyrsun says, "Not being a human stump?"
[WarChat] Permboy Alastor says, "Don't make me gnaw on your knees."

[Support] Galanthis says, "Your battle is important to us. Please hold on the mustering field for the next available attack order."

<OOC: ROLL: > Argin rolls his Intuition + Leadership at difficulty 7 and gets 6 successes.
<OOC> Argin thinks I should definitely get my own army of mind controlled zombies
<OOC> Parosh says, "the force is strong with this'n."
<OOC> Sarina says, "Parosh, this is a MU*. Shouldn't that be, the @force is strong with this one?"

Announcement: Jeanne shouts, "I need to test something, so I have a slightly odd request! If your character is married, your spouse is online, and you're willing to first try RoE in your bedroom and then... somewhere other than your bedroom, please contact me. I should only need one couple, though. (I'd say 'first come, first served,' but the phrasing there would be so unfortunate...)"

[War] ___Days without Courtmartial Kendra says, "He was 300' tall, green, and had puppies dancing on him."
[War] ___Days without Courtmartial Kendra mavs.
[War] Lucia says, "Yes, but for a mav not containing sex..."
[War] Lord Flasheart Parosh says, "it was rather special"

[Support] Armorer Extraordinaire Yacen says, "Okay, does anyone want liquor for a poker party or something?"
[Support] Kelarik says, "... mmm, liquor."
[Support] Kelarik says, "(I think Gemma was talking poker later tonight.)"
[Support] Sabria says, "no thanks, brought some :)"
[Support] Armorer Extraordinaire Yacen says, "kk."
[Support] Alexa says, "Only if I get a man and a private tent to go with the booze."
[Support] Armorer Extraordinaire Yacen says, "Um..."
[Support] Armorer Extraordinaire Yacen says, "Don't hurt me."
[Support] Kelarik says, "... I can find a tent."
[Support] Sabria has the private tent and the booze.. just no males
[Support] Alexa grins and smooches a Yacen and perks at Kelarik. I like him. He's efficient.
[Support] Armorer Extraordinaire Yacen grins.
[Support] Armorer Extraordinaire Yacen says, "Well, we are brothers."
[Support] TheBuckStops= Donos says, "Sabria, with your 'feature' how can you have a problem with that?"
[Support] Goin' for Legendary! Odoni snickers.
[Support] Goin' for Legendary! Odoni says, "Now, now, Donos!"
[Support] TheBuckStops= Donos says, "command alastor=seduce alexa"
[Support] The Sheriff Fiero says, "Ew, not in my tent"
[Support] Armorer Extraordinaire Yacen dies.
[Support] Sabria shrugs "I do... could be because Sabs rather be alone... sociability 2
[Support] TheBuckStops= Donos says, "Actually..."
[Support] TheBuckStops= Donos says, "@offline/force Alastor=@ritual/eesha with alexa"
[Support] TheBuckStops= Donos says, "there, sleep is no escape"

[Military] Only in Death Jericho says, "Damn Giants!"
[Military] The Armorer Yacen says, "Rock. On."
[Military] Only in Death Jericho says, "Eli Manning is a 13 year old girl."
[Military] Archery Superstar: Tagda laughs.
[Military] Archery Superstar: Tagda says, "Jericho, you are so random."
[Military] The Armorer Yacen says, "Maybe... but he's the one that won."
[Military] Clausewitz Rikon says, "A Super Bowl winner, baby."
[Military] Ask a 5th Goon... Evius says, "Correction: Eli Manning is a 13 year old girl with a Super Bowl championship ring."
[Military] Clausewitz Rikon says, "EVIL HAS BEEN VANQUISHED."
[Military] Only in Death Jericho shakes a fist.
[Military] Clausewitz Rikon says, "Baby Jesus cries in joy."

<OOC: ROLL: > Treydan rolls his Muscle + Reflex at difficulty 7 and gets 7 successes.
<OOC: ROLL: > Treydan rolls his Muscle + Size at difficulty 7 and gets 3 successes.
<OOC: ROLL: > Treydan rolls his Muscle + Endurance at difficulty 7 and gets 3 successes.
[Eagle] Cost / Benefit Marsalos says, "Lordy, what are the feeding these GDs?"
[Eagle] Suphi says, "griffons."
[Eagle] Cost / Benefit Marsalos says, "Rimshot"
[Eagle] Suphi beams.

[Military] Argin says, "I put Gemma under Sarina because Sarina is really the only Ticanee female that Argin knows, and he assumes that all Ticanee women are alike. This means that they're all flanel wearing weight lifting "tough girls" who probably won't take orders from some man unless he can kick their ass, so I just put the flanel wearing Ticanee chicks together."
[Military] The Armorer Yacen says, "Argin is a smart man."

[PlayerHelper] Donos eyes up the alternatives. "A despotic regime led by Joey and Empyrean..or grubbing around in the gutters, oppressed, hiding from the secret police where every meal might be your last..with Nicole and Mandy...
[PlayerHelper] Donos runs to the gutters, woohoo

Taleena narrows her eyes faintly, stating quite casually, "No he had better be whacking off my brother in anything." She gives Jamiekins a suspcious look. And, yes, Talenea did say that! *Firan*

[Military] Reformed Riotboy Alastor says, "Argin and Lucas are my favorite princes."
[Military] Reformed Riotboy Alastor says, "The criteria for 'favorite prince' being: who has ever funded a whore for me."
[Military] The Armorer Yacen says, "So which one married you to your wife?"
[Military] Savage RAWR!! Rikon says, "Snap."
[Military] Reformed Riotboy Alastor grrrs. She is /retired/. And if you visited her? I don't wanna know!
[Military] Empyrean says, "Let me just tell you."
[Military] Empyrean says, "It was fantatic."
[Military] Chaaarge! Donos says, "Who _didn't_ visit her?"
[Military] Empyrean says, "I said: Do it Ticanee style."
[Military] Reformed Riotboy Alastor says, "LA LA LA LA!"
[Military] Chaaarge! Donos says, "Ohh, wait, while she was a whore, not since you mean?"
[Military] Reformed Riotboy Alastor says, "Since is different."
[Military] Savage RAWR!! Rikon says, "There was a before and after?"

[Eagle] oOInnocentOo Paulina thinks Pauli might have gone prego O.o
[Eagle] 80/250 Ternesa groans.
[Eagle] x_x Yacen says, "Happens."
[Eagle] Law and Order: Zellonos says, "Walk it off."